Sincerely, Management

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There are way too many single girls on tumblr.

simpleminded:

openlungs:

a-panda-girl:

samuraijac:

It boggles the mind.

They’re attractive. They’re witty. They’re very opinionated. They’re loyal.

Dudes must be scared. Lol.

its because we are AWKWARD and guys do not like AWKWARD girls in real life.

Of course they do! “awkward” = interesting. And Interesting = a keeper.

LIES!!!!

Sorry, I’m bitter.

Via insomnia™
  1. nejavu reblogged this from arindelaney
  2. arindelaney reblogged this from jessicachu
  3. oakashwood reblogged this from jessicachu
  4. dek-says-so reblogged this from thedisgruntledgradstudent and added:
    I’m going to have to side with you both on that.
  5. luckyshadow reblogged this from jgh and added:
    The problem with this, is every time I put myself out there, I still end up sitting at home while they are out with...
  6. jessicachu reblogged this from txtbk and added:
    thoseareturkeys:...thedisgruntledgradstudent:
  7. conkers reblogged this from a-panda-girl and added:
    What the shit?! Of course we do! Can’t get enough of the awkwardness.
  8. jgh reblogged this from txtbk and added:
    like your style. Followed.
  9. txtbk reblogged this from jgh and added:
    Why does it seem like everyone is ignoring the potential causal relationship between ‘single girl’ and Tumblr? If one...
  10. snafubar reblogged this from eyesense and added:
    People everywhere are scared and awkward. As sad as it is, I have never introduced myself to a girl I don’t know in...
  11. eyesense reblogged this from snafubar and added:
    *sigh* I am told I am attractive and that I am different and a total keeper. Yet I also still get “You’re cool but…” and...
  12. snafubar reblogged this from jgh and added:
    I, for one, have no idea how to do anything with women period, geek/awkward or otherwise
  13. jgh reblogged this from librarianpirate and added:
    Total bullshit, there are tons of men who have no idea what to do with an awkward/geek woman.
  14. jasencomstock reblogged this from librarianpirate and added:
    all my single ladies?
  15. oh-theplacesyoullgo reblogged this from lemonadediary and added:
    This is where it’s at! We’ve got ‘em scared, chickadees. They’re missing out :)
  16. receiver reblogged this from lemonadediary and added:
    We’re on tumblr, too. Duh, scoping out the interesting girls.
  17. lemonadediary reblogged this from thedisgruntledgradstudent and added:
    Where do you find guys who like “interesting”? Clearly you find the girls on Tumblr. Heh.
  18. cathythighs reblogged this from thoseareturkeys and added:
    No way! I think it’s true! I’m super awkward, so I know. It’s just about finding someone who finds that endearing, and...
  19. thedisgruntledgradstudent reblogged this from thoseareturkeys and added:
    You and me, both, Turkeys.
  20. thoseareturkeys reblogged this from simpleminded and added:
    LIES!!!! Sorry, I’m bitter.
  21. roads2roam reblogged this from crookedindifference
  22. candylands reblogged this from itsnotthatserious and added:
    Newflash: its friday night and I am sitting here watching the Rihanna interview/blogging. This is why.
  23. tasteslikesoap reblogged this from stopnicole and added:
    I
  24. itsnotthatserious reblogged this from a-panda-girl
  25. nicoooyo reblogged this from vonvoss and added:
    I’m pretty awkward in real life. That must be my problem. Or it could be because I’m not the most attractive person...
  26. whambamkam reblogged this from vonvoss
  27. amberthroughthelookingglass reblogged this from kingjamesthe4th and added:
    Thank you, sir. It’s also...mind bottling. Insert scene from Blades of Glory: “Did you...
  28. nojumpercables reblogged this from ihiphopalot and added:
    I just really like everything about this thread. Where are all the witty, attractive men?
  29. dbmurphy reblogged this from singlebychoice and added:
    True that. I’ll take awkward over generic any day of the week.
  30. savethemuzik reblogged this from -unseen and added:
    totally not true
  31. tehgnome reblogged this from singlebychoice and added:
    not all of us are afraid of strong, intelligent women… singlebychoice:
  32. mirrormaskcamera reblogged this from singlebychoice
  33. hollowruins reblogged this from julianrose
  34. coldernights reblogged this from weirb and added:
    i’m just fake attractive. and apparently standoffish and untouchable. :| and shy.
  35. crookedindifference reblogged this from kingjamesthe4th
  36. julianrose reblogged this from actuallyimandrea and added:
    All the single ladies put yo hands up. …This may not translate well over the internet, but my hand is up. Yeah I’m...
  37. singlebychoice reblogged this from listener
  38. actuallyimandrea reblogged this from weirb
  39. listener reblogged this from a-panda-girl and added:
    I don’t know. I think awkward is cute.
  40. definatelynotemily reblogged this from birdsthatsing and added:
    Naw I’m just hit. When I do go out to “socialize” guys only notice my gorgeous friends with awesome personalities. Tis...
  41. toastminus reblogged this from stopnicole
  42. hereisathere reblogged this from openlungs
  43. birdsthatsing reblogged this from simpleminded and added:
    It could have something to do with the amount of time they spend on Tumblr instead of out socializing with boys.
  44. ashelbee reblogged this from figuremeout and added:
    I think the majority are not awkward. I for one am not, nor are most of my fellow lady tumblr’s that I have met. I...
  45. stopnicole reblogged this from figuremeout and added:
    There’s a difference between slightly awkward and painfully awkward. I think when you first meet someone, everyone is...
  46. lakynwakeup reblogged this from weirb and added:
    No, dude. I think by ‘awkward’ she means ‘really, really fucking weird’. Because all girls are like that.
  47. figuremeout reblogged this from a-panda-girl
  48. mouseey reblogged this from weirb and added:
    im awkward in real life but dudes love it
  49. weirb reblogged this from openlungs and added:
    I don’t see a problem with awkward girls in real life. It can be kind of cute/funny
  50. simpleminded reblogged this from openlungs and added:
    Of course they do! “awkward” = interesting. And Interesting = a keeper.
  51. tiathenycdiva reblogged this from -unseen
  52. atomised reblogged this from kingjamesthe4th and added:
    fixed. and i wish that was
  53. openlungs reblogged this from a-panda-girl
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  55. a-panda-girl reblogged this from kingjamesthe4th and added:
    its because we are AWKWARD and guys do not like AWKWARD girls in real life.
  56. fuckyeahahsatan reblogged this from kingjamesthe4th and added:
    uh yeah wtf it sucks,I dont have to...but everyone who likes me im not attracted to -_-
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